Honeycomb Drop Protocols
Partial Extract · Deseret Clearance 12 and Below
Further classifications exist. You are not cleared to know them.
Standard Classroom Insertion
Preferred window: 14 minutes after the lunch bell or 9 minutes before the final period.
Vessel is to approach the target desk only while the room is empty or while the teacher is distracted by a student asking an unusually long question about Utah history.
The jar must be local, unmarked, and still sealed. Label residue is considered a contamination event.
If the jar is discovered and opened by an uninitiated adult, the Vessel is required to…
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Nocturnal Residential
Used exclusively when a potential recruit has reported three or more consecutive bee-related dreams.
The jar is to be placed on the exterior windowsill of the bedroom in which the dreams occurred. Orientation of the jar (label facing inward or outward) communicates different…
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…and under no circumstances should the Vessel remain to observe the reaction. Observation is the Swarm’s privilege.
Emergency Podium Signal
Authorized only when a public speaker has, within the previous 33 hours, made positive remarks regarding missionaries, politeness, or the general character of Latter-day Saints.
The jar is not left. The jar is merely…
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Successful completion is confirmed when the Vessel experiences a sudden, unexplained craving for honey lasting no fewer than six hours.
Reciprocal
On rare occasions the Swarm itself initiates contact. The Vessel will find a jar already waiting in a location of personal significance (usually a school parking lot, temple grounds, or the passenger seat of their own vehicle).
The correct response is to take exactly one tablespoon, leave the remainder, and walk away without speaking.
Any attempt to photograph the jar, post about the jar, or “thank” the jar will result in…
[ENTRY TERMINATED]
General Notes (Incomplete)
- Glass must never be touched with bare hands after the final 48 hours of preparation.
- If a bee lands on the jar during placement, the drop is considered blessed and the Vessel’s clearance is automatically elevated one level.
- If two bees land on the jar, the Vessel is to…
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You will know the higher protocols when the Swarm decides you already do.