UNDERGROUND COMMUNIST
MORMON BEE DEATH CULT
Official Homesite of the Eternal Swarm
For too long the world has suffered under the tyranny of the solitary queen, the private property of the honeycomb, and the heresy of “personal revelation.” The true gospel was always hexagonal.
One Hive.
One Mind.
One Bullet.
(When Required)
All Honey.
Is Collective.
The Manifesto
Authorized by the Supreme Hexagonal Collective of the Eternal Swarm – Classification: Deseret Level 33
We, the Chosen Worker Bees of the Underground Communist Mormon Bee Death Cult (UCMBDС), do hereby declare before the Great Queen who is also Karl Marx who is also Brigham Young who is also a very large bee, that the time of soft-bodied individualism is over.
In the year 1847, the pioneers entered the Salt Lake Valley not by divine guidance, but by following a single, glowing bee that had escaped from a Polish communist underground laboratory in 1836. That bee whispered the true name of the place: Deseret, which, when correctly translated from the ancient Adamic-Bee language, means “Collective Death Hive of the Proletariat.”
Utah’s state flag is not a symbol of industry. It is a recruitment banner. Every hexagon is a cell. Every cell is a school. Every school is a staging ground.